Barber here. Would you believe it, I actually did some stuff! I'm still not sure it really happened or if it was just a fever dream.
Anyhow, here's what I added to the game that definitely does not exist, yet I still wish I had gotten it in my Christmas stocking:
Main Menu with sweet Options Menu (why would you not want an options menu?)
Story Mode - with an actual story! Does a Porn game need a Story Mode? Absolutely.
Story Mode Part II - picking Alanah as the first model
All of this will eventually also go onto the Ongoing Updates Thread where I will post all parts to this madness: