0260_Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Mmmmm...
My girlfriends tell me, they like to come up with cute
nicknames, for their boyfriend's...
"Phallus."

Y'know, my favorite animal is the turtle?

This guy reminds me of my favorite of the 
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

Leonardo.

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot = WTF"

So cool..!
I can just pull the foreskin forward and completely hide his head!

Tee-Hee..!
You're just like a big old turtle!  Hee-Hee..!

FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN..!

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!"

Tee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee!

Did she just say that I'm her "Boyfriend?"

Huh...

Jeeeez..!
She's really starting to go to town on "Leonardo!"

Don't cum!
Concentrate!!!
Think about baseball stats.

Well what do you know...
She's a "Lefty" too.

Steve Carlton:
Nickname: "Lefty"
329-244 Win-Loss
ERA: 3.22,  4136 Strikeouts
10X All-Star (1968, 1969, 1971, 1972, 1977, 1980, 1982)
Baseball Hall of Fame (1994)