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6 minutes ago, PsychoCatGirl said:

Geez guy, you are extremely sex-oriented in almost everything you say!  This is really quite disturbing. If you had started talking like that on our first date, I swear I would have turned 360 degrees and walked out  (or in?  ...under?)

 

Also, @Trapp, I apologize for all of this smut in the comments under your picture, though I hope you at least smiled a little. It's always like that with this guy, he pulls the most obscene things out of me  My mother would not like him 

Youre right, I think I need some kind of disciplinary action. 

2 minutes ago, PsychoCatGirl said:

One sometimes sees this dubious advice popping up here and there on various forums and groups discussing beauty care and anti-aging....  One would think that it was spread by guys horny for mature ladies... 

Well, mature ladies are usually volunteering a lot for such anti-aging attempts with various cremes, so they try it from all sources. But younger ones also ... as preventive care.

4 minutes ago, PsychoCatGirl said:

It's getting harder and harder for me to look like a woman in her very early 20s  However, I am helped by my short stature, cute voice and superbly feigned inexperience... 

Im sure some other things also get harder around you, so you dont need to worry about your age at all.   

5 minutes ago, PsychoCatGirl said:

It is not that conspicuous, I would have to spread it over a bigger area of the body or collect a particularly large not-from-one-source amount in one concentrated area... both activities, of course, which I have never had anything to do with in practice 

Also, you know the saying, mention ejaculating on your face, they will hear you all the way in Croatia and respond immediately... 

Ah, thats why you look so youthful (well, I assume so... dont know how you look, ofc) - because of the ample amounts of magic cream that makes skin rejuvenated  Well, you get to spare a lot on various inferior cremes, so both profit and youthful look ... and you probably drink the rest, just in case not to spoil. 

Hmm, I dont know anything about such saying ... "mention ejaculation on face - to your home they race" ?

3 minutes ago, PsychoCatGirl said:

Oh yeah, and if these were ultraviolet light lamps, we could even see the glowing cum, how cool that would be  I would love to be sprayed on my face with fluoridating liquid.... I can't believe I said that out loud.... 

Although I don't recommend staying in such light for too long, it doesn't sound healthy for the skin  But it probably makes the dirty fun relatively sterile and germ-free 

Hmm ... I assume you would be shining like a signal buoy from afar under UV light ? 

Mmm... peach kompot, lol.

Hmm ... looks like Krampus to me.

Today, there is a 99 % of chance youll gonna be single and lonely or feeling single and lonely while being with someone, lol.