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  1. 8 hours ago, SovietTiger said:

    I refuse to break the name that popped up in my mind. You'll need to stop overthinking that.

    Come to think of it... Here in Mexico they launched a car named "Lupo" that looks a lot like a Gol. Here, is the land of the "Lupes" (short for Guadalupe mostly feminine name), sooooo... there's that. You can have a Lupe licking a Lupo in his "Lupito" (here, one of the many names of the penis, is "pito"). You can't be more Mexican than that.

    Haha, the Lupo I still remember that one, it never been sold here I think the Gol covered its space until the launch of the VW Fox (another piece of shit like the Lupo but more shitier)
    Now that's a nice pun about the Lupo and girls named Guadalupe! 😂 But here's a good one, a feminine named car that you definitely can't give to a girl... allow me to introduce the one and only...

    ...Mazda... Laputa...

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    You can't even name a car this way, is outrageous! Needless to say market studies proven impossible to import that car to any spanish speaking country! Can you imagine this? 😂

    "Oye hijo, trae Laputa que nos vamos de pesca!"
    "Dejame montarme en Laputa y me llego en cinco munutines"
    "Aguantame un minuto corazón que he dejado Laputa mal estacionada"


    And it ain't no joke pal! Like the Mitsubishi Pajero and Nissan Moco... these automobiles exist in real life!

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  2. 4 hours ago, SovietTiger said:

    I'm sorry I set your imagination free. I hope you can go to sleep without your brain going in a rampage thinking about names. 🤭

    Oh no, that's impossible... I can't stop thinking names is like a compulsion I'm a very sick person 🤪

    🤔

    Now, you really got me thinking with this one so, what other old ass and not so popular VW car, other than Jetta-Bora, could be that one my country have the reputation to like?

    Oh boy, no... hell no! Please tell me you ain't talking about this one, if so I'm not argentinian anymore ok? A wood plank with four tires is hotter than that, or better said if you going to be a wanker buy a skateboard son 😂

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  3. 🤣

    15 minutes ago, SovietTiger said:

    Soo... Your girls Io and Scylla need friends called Cherokee and Cheyenne.

    Oh no, Io and Scylla are mythical creatures they can't have similars

    15 minutes ago, SovietTiger said:

    But please, no Volkswagen, don't go there. Argentinians have a reputation of liking some German stuff not so popular nowadays. Don't do it, don't go there. 🙏

    Oh o_O, do you mean argentinian obsession with this motherfucker? Don't worry, I don't think a girl named Jetta or Bora could be inspirational 😂, plus I'm not a huge fan of VW my heart always been with Citroën... but I can't call a girl Siex 😅, and Prestige and Pallas would not evoque the reference IMO

  4. 14 hours ago, SovietTiger said:

    Let me tell you something about that: I would definitely date in a blink a hot brown skinned girl named "Cheyenne" (IDK if you know this, but here Chevrolet name their normally "Silverado" Pick Up truck, the better versions, not the base ones). And I know for a fact, some girls are named "Denali" (other name from GMC pick up truck).

    So, picture this: You have 4 gorgeous sisters. You can name them after pick up trucks from Chevrolet and GMC: Cheyenne and Denali. And as the father is an a--hole, names a third one "Suburban", And the last one, "Tránsito" (real woman's name) just to keep them in balance. 😉

    OMG Cheyenne! Hahaha that would turn tables in parenting definitely 🤣 One could also try Biscayne or Nova 😁
    I didn't know about the usage of "Silverado" for the highest tier there, while Silverado and C10 line is retired from line ups in Argentina for non-viable (economically) I remember Silverados were a basic trim line here in nineties compared with the locally produced C10

    Tránsito! 🥲 Jeezz... it bring memories:

    But best from Cletus is "International Harvester" 🤣, but I can't seem to find the proper dub, most on YT translate it as "Cosechadora Internacional" (It seems they didn't get tha American meaning of the pun)

    Spoiler

     

    Now if I could, I'd go the Chrysler route... one named Dakota the other Cherokee, and I think Wagoneer would be overkill 😅 Ah, the good old times in which Jeep belonged to Chrysler (Wagoneer is not included in that group btw)

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  5. 23 hours ago, SovietTiger said:

    HEY! If I one day have a daughter, I'll call her Lucía Fernanda, to use the pet name "Lucifer". We are a Catholic nation too, but I'm a commie, somewhat atheist and kind of an a--hole. 😉 

    Pun aside, we don't have that kind of prohibitions in Mexico, but the officer of the Civil Registry might warn against any funny names. But, as you can see, the parents can be not easily persuaded:

    So, we have "Masiosare" --> As part of our National Anthem, it says "más si osare un extraño enemigo profanar con sus plantas tu suelo". People think that Masiosare is a real person, and is, in fact, a "strange enemy".

    Usnavy Marina. After the US Navy, of course.

    Eluviera. I don't know the meaning, but is named after "el hubiera no existe"... well, Eluviera indeed exists. 

    We have Rambos, Gokus, Harry Potters and many others. Mexican people is very creative naming their children.

     

    Lol,🤣 I don't think "Lucía Fernanda" could awake suspicions, not in latin america or central america at least, even if it's given to be able to use the nickname Lucifer, you have found a loophole there and is a very common spanish name also

    Now, I don't think I'd give a very eccentric name to my daugther if I ever had a daugther, nonetheless I must admit I have a kink with giving exotic weird and sometimes tacky names to my models in this game
    I mean, I have one Mischa, two twins named Io and Scylla, a Liberty, a Cinnamon and an Altera for example
    And it could get worse if I ever decide to follow the cheap car models feminine names series 😅

    Can you imagine having an affair with a girl named Integra?, or how about Camry?... and I already have a model named Navara, but we can't deny Laurel would achieve a standing ovation on duty at the pole just only surpassed by Sierra

    And the gold goes for 🤣... Caprice, especially if second name is Brougham 🤪

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  6. 9 hours ago, SovietTiger said:

    Oh, Ludmila definitely could be based from that Polina. But when I created Ludmila, I was thinking more in this kind woman , by her attitude and a little by her looks.

    I don't know how's in the South of the continent. But over here, people name their children as exotic as they come. 

    Aside from the traditional indigenous or from Spanish heritage, we've got some jewels.

    You'll have misspelled foreign names like "Wuendy" or "Quimberli", names about the landscape like "Cielo Aguamarina" or "Mar y Sol" and of course, people named after countries or other places: Francia, América, Mérida, Africa and, of course, in this case, a transliteration of Russia, from Russian to Spanish.

    The base of Ludmila looks hot! Very nice factions there and beautiful eyes! 🙃

    Well, we don't have specific cases like "Guendy" or "Quimberly" but sometimes you can find weird names like "Mireya" or "Maiko", in Argentina there are laws that prevent to pick very eccentric names that might be harmful for kids 🤣

    Even though the average non conoscieur of these laws usually tries to push oddities like the following: (I warn, this is not a joke and this list was provided by the ministry of goberment from Buenos Aires 😶)

    • Robocop 🤌
    • Nutella 🤌
    • Esteban Quito 🤯 (Este banquito / Este Taburete/ Name is offensive, reifying)
    • Monumental 😅 (Probably in reference of River Plate Stadium)
    • La Bombonera 😅 (Name of Boca Juniors Stadium)
    • Estadio Libertadores de América (Another Stadium)
    • Osama Bin Laden (You can't name your kid Osama Bin Laden, definitely not🤣)
    • Lucifer 👹(Sounds really cool and masterly but on a catholic apostolic roman country you can't name your kid that way... church will kill you!

      Of course, all this names have been rejected by registry office
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    CLK00

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    8 hours ago, Kraegar said:

    Not bad, though gloss is barely visible, it may be that this environment is dark (i had more than usual trouble when lighting challenger here 🙂 ), but there are always artificial ways to increase it via cubemaps tweaks, if nothing else helps.

    I'd like to see you try it under open sky, that should look better.

    It could be because I intentionally tweaked the environment to look dark, and the light direction is not helping either

    The CC effect was more noticeable on the opposite side as far as I remember, maybe next weekend I will try on a daylight scene 🙃

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  7. 5 hours ago, Kraegar said:

    Girl on the right looks great here, also resembles someone but I cant remember who 🙂 

    Hope not "Excella Gionne" by the dress 🤭 Glad you like her, she still being special and part of the curious group of dark haired girls with blue eyes, I don't work that trait quite a lot 🙃

  8. Oh yeah this one was epic, even though Zidane wasn't the first one of the "head bump gang"! I think Arnaldo Ariel Ortega started the trend in 1998 against Van der Sar

    What a mess!

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    Road Noon

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    11 minutes ago, Kraegar said:

    car looks sick here indeed, thats one very good model almost like that F32

    Yeah, it looks very good for being a Forza rip! I invested a lot of time with this one to get this aggressive look! Also everything applied to this model it was applied on the EVO, the Impreza and the GTR and it will be applied to the upcoming vehicles 😁

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  9. 1 hour ago, Oz70NYC said:

    It's still pretty popular here in the states...but only in the states where car modding isn't as regulated. States like Texas, Florida, California, Washington and Michigan. Sadly, New York isn't one of those states. Hell, you'll get a violation here for having WINDOW TINT to dark. Sometimes I hate my state...

    Haha, yeah tinted windows are a problem everywhere around the world! Here in my country there's no regulation and both highway patrol and mandatory yearly inspection gives you the green pass with tints but insurance company fucks you from behind without a condom when you request the coverage after an accident 🤣

    Sometimes is better to keep the car as stock

    Anyways, I thought the underglow neon was only legal in united states if hidden and not lit in public roads 🤔

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  10. Awwwww ☺️

    Craigslist ad would be like:

    "I sell cute 1958 Plymouth Fury with vintage California license plates, not a Christine I swear, if kills it's because you didn't feed him well

    -Refunds are not accepted-" 🔪😅

    Nice rainbow btw... 😁

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  11. 15 minutes ago, Kraegar said:

    @Gemini Kanon, that was a great beginning for a movie 🙂 Christine's a real bitch !

    Yeah 😅 , guess she didn't like it the rough man squeezing her lip nor the chunky man smearing her dress with cigar ashes! But not a bitch... she's a lady that deal with the business, she's a keeper (?) 🤪

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  12. 🎸//- Slide Guitar Intro-//
    ...The head nurse spoke up

    And she said "leave this one alone"
    She could tell right away
    That I was bad to the bone

    B-B-B-B-Bad

    B-B-B-B-Bad
    Bad to the bone...
    //-...Moar slide guitaaarrr -//

    🚗🦄🎸- OneOfAKind - 🎸🦄🚗

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    HP01

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    3 minutes ago, Kraegar said:

    Sure new plates, new socks and a haircut logic like in "We're the Millers" and no one will suspect!

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    Yes... then the message is clear (?)

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    HP01

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    28 minutes ago, Kraegar said:

    I'll see if I can do another one, sacrificing the badges, I think it ate plates too. And plates are another thing that needs to be redone for SCPD xD 

    God damn that butt is so hungry! 😅 As for the license plate I guess that yes you'll get to deal with it by yourself because I only have real life templates (California and NYC, also Maryland, Maine, Texas, Utah and Kansas) 🤣

    Pretty sure you think my hard drive is full of shit including license plate templates and tons of porn and you ain't wrong if so 😂 You always need new license plates when you stalk people on the road with an eighteen wheeler (?)

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